29 - STARRINGANGALINAJOLIE W/(Brandon & Casey)

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Throughout time, philosophers have befuddledly wondered aloud the answer to one simple question. How do you describe salt without saying salty? Today, in this very podcast studio, two non-philosophers will attempt to answer that question with the help of some special guests and the time-tested medium of long-form improv. Whether or not that improv will actually have anything to do with the topic at hand is frankly not up in the air. It won't have anything to do with it. But you'll still want to listen anyway. Welcome to Describe Salt.

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Welcome one and all to the Dandy Candy Corner. Are you ready to dandy?

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Are you dandy or are you candy?

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I'm Dan. Am I candy or am I dandy?

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You're Derek.

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Oh.

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And you're the first ever guest on the Dandy Candy Corner.

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I'm so ready. Feed me candy.

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Guests on the Dandy Candy Corner get to watch me eat candy. It's very fun. And you, as the watch watchless which listener, you get to uh experience Dan eating candy. We are now a, what is it called? Mukbang. The muck. I don't want to do this anymore. Of the bangs. I don't want to do it anymore. This is Dan's mukbang candy corner. It's the dandy candy corner. Sorry. Mukbang dandy candy corner. It's the dandy candy corner.

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I'm going to look away from the camera when I when I do it now.

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Let's say it like Hayley Welsh, that one girl who got famous for like five seconds. You're going to go ahead and spit on that thing before you put it on your mind.

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Okay. Now now it's now it's like Haley Welsh. Before it was just southern accent.

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Because I said that slightly sexual thing and I regret it because men all over the internet won't fuck me.

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Our first dandy cake.

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I do her voice way too well.

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That was scary.

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I've never listened to her.

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I haven't even I honestly couldn't tell you if you're doing a good job.

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Well, I don't know. I did listen to that one interview with her and it was like an hour long. So I guess in that hour, I impregnated her vop. I impregnated her voice into my head.

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Do we need to like start over? Do we need to start over? I don't think we do. I don't want to start over. Me neither, but I did just say. No, let's keep going. We gotta own it.

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No, no, no. I'm I'm not saying we're going to start over. I'm just asking if we should. We're not going to. I'm asking if we should.

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We've asked this a lot in this podcast. We have only started over four times.

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Our first candy.

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One of those were three. The first candy up on the docket today.

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It's actually not a candy.

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Dan, is stripping on a.

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It is. But it's it's a candy bar uh that has been manipulated to be instead a protein bar.

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Dan, can you hand me the wrapper?

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Sure.

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And then will you discuss it quick? We gotta do this quick. Our experts are actually waiting outside.

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Puff bar. If you've never had one before, they are lightly chocolate-coated protein marshmallows. Uh and this is sour peach flavor.

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Containing protein blend of collagen whey protein.

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I don't know what else to say about this. Sugar. I have no idea. It looks crazy. Water looks really crazy. I'm not gonna be able to get close enough to the camera, but there's little flecks of like sprinkly sugar on it that makes it look absolutely alien to this world.

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Okay, will you take a bite of it, please? Yeah. Dan is taking a bite of the 16 grams protein plus collagen 150 calorie protein snack. Sweet peach punch. He's playing up for the camera. It is apparently awful. Calm down, calm down. I'm calm. I'm speaking like MTR. Rest in peace.

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Okay. It's immediately.

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Can I have the butt of it? Immediately, it was way more sour than I thought it was gonna be. Can I have the butt of it? Truly, yeah. I don't want to touch it with your mouth, though. You don't want to touch it, and then you grabbed it. I didn't want to put my mouth on it. Oh, what the hell? It's way more sour, and then it and then it tames down. And this is a very good audio content. I know. That's why we're doing it.

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I don't know what else to say about that. I can't eat the whole thing right now.

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Okay, so it's like if uh if you took like Sour Patch Kids, like the orange peach, the peach sour patch kids, and you mix them in a blender with protein powder.

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That is vile. I hate that. It's it's gonna throw it away.

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It's surprisingly like if you just take one of the little sugar crystals, the little sour sugar crystals.

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Yeah, it tastes like uh just one of them alone.

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It's so sour.

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Wow.

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I'm glad that our podcast is actually called Describe Protein Bar Candy.

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Yeah.

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Um how's this going? Is this going how you envisioned?

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Uh yeah.

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Um well, luckily for you, Dan, this is a podcast where we bring on different people every week, comedians, preferably, to help us figure out what the flaky white thing is that we put on top of our protein bars. Because I personally put I personally put them on top of my protein bars. Also, I'm Derek, and this is a podcast about improv. And I'm Dan.

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And we're all out of order today. But it is a podcast about improv.

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Oh, and you know, luckily for us though, we did bring on two special guests today that are both you normally do this bit, but you're too busy freaking out about that candy bar.

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I am? I'm sorry.

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I am you gotta take it away, Derek.

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Dude.

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The protein bar's getting to me.

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I don't know what's happening today.

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You gotta take a guest. You gotta introduce them. Take them in. You gotta introduce them. I'm yes and take the thing you said. Keep going.

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We had hurts. In the studio with us today, we have protein experts, Phil and Barb. Barb and Phil, thanks so much for coming into the studio today.

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Hello! Uh thanks for having us. It's really nice to be here. It's wonderful.

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Wonderful to be here. Barb and Phil, I'd love to interview her right now, but I'm freaking out about this protein bar.

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If you're freaking out about it, check under your seat. Check under my seat! A golden ticket to the protein bar factory. Oh no. It's true. It's true.

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I just got an Amazon basics receipt.

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That's mine.

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Oh, okay.

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That's Bobs. Sorry. There is nothing else I've written. Uh check again.

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Check again.

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Check it out. How'd you get that? I'm so happy to have a golden ticket. Yes. Come on down. We'll be murdering children by the day. What?

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Five lucky children will be murdered in our protein.

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It's something we do biannually. We invite five different children to the protein factory and then we grind them up and use them to make the protein.

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Where do you think bone meal comes from? Lucky children. Lucky children.

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I don't remember.

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I think I really knew bone meal was a common protein bars, and almost every protein bar in the world is 98% bone. 98% you wouldn't believe it because it does taste like it's 98% sawdust.

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Did you what about that? What about that protein bar though?

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It's just a marshmallow.

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That's just a marshmallow. It's just a marshmallow. It's wrapped. It's so it doesn't count as a protein bar.

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Um well, I mean, this the protein of milk.

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They're allowed to call it protein bar. They're allowed to call it a protein grams of protein in it.

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Yeah, they're allowed to call it in a protein bar. They're just not allowed to show their face around our factory, or we'll grind them up for our protein bars.

SPEAKER_01 8:02

Interesting. Will you tell me exactly in great detail uh what protein is? Protein.

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Protein. Well, separate the curds from the whey, right?

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You know, the children's curds and whey.

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When there's protein in that. What's the process for that? Is it just grinding? Where is it grinding?

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Actually, you need to determine each child's greatest sin. Yes! It's a very careful process with this. Oh, this is a Mormon organization. Well, you here we are sponsored by the church.

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Um we put a lot of money in to get to get BYU's coach story. Stay in town.

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Oh my god.

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Uh so we can do anything. They showed us God. He taught us the protein recipe. Showed you God. Yes. Yes. They showed us God. Jesus. Where was I? He was in Russell M. Nelson's house this whole time, keeping him alive. His whole time. That's what that protein bar is made of. Okay, so. Russell M. Nelson's bone meal. That's why it's so sour.

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Wait, do you have any do you have any Gordon Hinckley left?

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No, no, no. Unfortunately, we ran out of him almost immediately. Everyone wanted extra.

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Everyone wanted a piece of Gordon. Here's the last good one.

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Yeah.

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That was right at the that was the right at the beginning of the protein bar craze. Yes, yes.

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But we've been making it since ZCMI days. Yes.

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Yes. Then we called it the good old crunchin' stuff.

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Crunchin' stuff. We had a crunchin' stuff factory. It was really just a little hut that we, you know, chopped up passer bys in, you know, your you know, your average jam.

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So not just easy to overpower.

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See, this was before we met God, you see.

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Wait, why?

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Why do you prefer children?

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Well, God preferred overpower was originally, but then we've got to be a good idea. More specifically recipe. We got more curd in the city.

SPEAKER_01 9:48

Well, you know all about the church and then their obsession with getting the kids where they're young. So it's like, you know.

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Just following just following the bandit. Now by young, we mean 18 to 25. We are immortal protein bars.

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So you are immortal protein bars.

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Phil, Phil, I need to ask you a question. We're supposed to only be doing 18 to 25.

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18 to 25, young. Right?

SPEAKER_06 10:14

Darling, darling. There's been several, several years.

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No wonder the protein bar tasted like shit.

SPEAKER_06 10:20

No, the 10-year-olds used to taste so much better. Oh, did they? Maybe it's before all these microclicks. Well, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_04 10:27

I just found them on the street. I was on the side of the road! And they got tickets. I was sitting under a hut and I had a sign that said looking for podcast guests, and they walked up and they didn't read the sign. They just said, We really like your hut.

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We like your hut. It was a fashionable hat. Most fashionable hat.

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Of course we didn't say it like that. We sort of approached from the shadows wearing four top hats and red-eyed and said, you appeared behind me.

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I felt the presence of the top hats before I even turned around. That's how you know it's a good top hat.

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Hey, by the end of the day, you'll be wearing one. I have uh we have our own personal habitat.

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Do they grow? Does this have anything? Does this have a lot of things? Does it have anything to do with protein? Habadasheries? It has everything to do with protein. It does. Explain. Yes. I give my wife protein every time I wear habadashery.

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Do you now? Yes. Oh, you're emotionally verified.

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I love protein bars. Something's so good. Every time I think about giving my wife protein, I can't I can't not cry. I've dedicated my life to protein. I made a silly factory for it. The factory's not intentional.

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It's almost entirely knife slides. Yes. Oh some of them side, some of them vertical. Everyone.

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We have a couple where it's a tube and you get it, it has a fun little song. Well, we have magical little men who dance and sing songs. Really? Yes. Where what what's their deal? They're from Iowa. Yeah, they're from Iowa. They have a union. Iowans? Mm-hmm. Iowans, native Iowans. Do they sing a song?

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Yeah, it's the fight song of Iowa's university. Iowa University, you know. Do you sing a little bit of that? No, we can't. It's culturally insensitive. We probably don't couldn't help it.

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So how do you explain the allegations that the Ohioans are being mistreated? We don't hire any Ohioans. We hire Irelands.

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So the allegations are completely false. Yeah. Yeah. So whoever told you that we are hiring Ohioans, the Michiganders are treated very well as well. They only work in packaging.

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Many of Michigans come and work for us again.

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What is it? What is the people in the Northeast? No, Central. Central, it's the Rust. North Central.

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Well, I don't know if you're aware of this, but uh the factory situation in this country has dreadfully gone down here. I can tell. And they needed jobs.

SPEAKER_13 12:59

Yes, every one of them. And some of them just hate core. And they love choreography. They pick up to it. Like nobody's business. If I if if it's between dance class and cleaning out the knife slides, then they pick dance class every time. Are they any good at the protein side of things?

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Or are they mostly just good at choreography? I've tried the protein bars. What do you say?

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Oh, it's pretty bad. It's pretty bad.

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We brought another one for you to try. We brought one of our try this.

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Is this a protein? Yes, it will get you protein. This is a back. Let's see how much protein it's. It has four grams of protein. That's protein. That's grams of protein. That's not more. That's not protein.

SPEAKER_11 13:38

That's a bar with protein. Daniel! And is that per serving or what? Two servings pertainer.

SPEAKER_04 13:46

What exactly is this one? I've never tried one like this.

SPEAKER_06 13:48

Well, we've tried a little subversive marketing campaign by sneaking it into something made by Nestlé. Because Nestlé really wanted to up their quotient after doing the whole child slavery thing. We said, but would you like to put children in your product?

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Okay.

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And they were all about that. So this is a new special edition butterfinger with about three and a half orphan finger bones. Every finger bones specifically. It's very important. You have to grind up the bones. Do you not remember the beginning of the body?

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25 finger bones? Well, yes. It's finger bones. It's orphan finger bones, but 25 cents on every dollar go to the family of John Bernay Ramsey.

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The islands get paid minimum wage before anyone asks. That's what you get for being in a union, dirty islands.

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I just want to say, Derek, just a second ago, when you cracked open that protein bar, uh I felt it hit my feet, which are underneath the table.

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That's us. That's us.

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That's our motocrumb. That's protein.

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You'll feel it hit your feet. Was John Bernard Ramsey killed by her parents? No, she won a golden ticket.

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She wanted a golden ticket and it's a good idea.

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Sorry, we we our lawyer has our lawyer has requested that we say nothing about John Burnet Ramsey case.

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Nothing to say about the John Bunet Ramsey case.

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Born the Hindenburg child.

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We have nothing to say about either of the Lindbergh baby. Yeah, exactly. I don't even know who that is. Thank you. Hindenburg.

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Who's the Hindenburg baby? Oh, there was a single baby aboard the Hindenburg? Actually, they're not. We can neither confirm nor deny. They're delicious. Okay. Can you neither confirm nor deny whether or not that child was supposed to be aboard the Hindenburg?

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We didn't save anyone from the Hindenburg. No, I think that's the idea.

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But we do have a special protein Hindenburg that washes the ceiling of the factory.

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With hydrogen. With hydrogen.

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Make the eye with it.

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So I just got a news alert on my phone. Oh dear no, not another fire. This is a fire at the factory. From ground news. The Michigandas have gotten out. And it's saying that it has been found in 90% of your products there is no protein, and it's all cake mix. It's all cake mix?

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Yeah. Yeah. Oh, did you mean that? Phil, you told me you were making changes to the operation. I didn't know it was removing the children.

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Is it?

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Is it the cake?

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Every cake you've ever eaten was made of bone. That's what binds together with the eggs. That you aren't putting children in your protein. Thank you. And that this is just a publicity stunt.

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What? Publicity stunt, sir, is the golden ticket. That's why we're inviting two podcast hosts to come to our five succulent children of eighty. I promise. Come to the fact that we will be chopped up on our knife slides.

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And then the Iowans will do a fun little dance. I do really want to see that Iowan dance. Oh, we'll die first.

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I'll die first. Yes. We go in uh alphabetical order.

SPEAKER_03 16:51

What do you mean?

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Oh I guess technically.

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Yeah, you'll die first. You'll die first.

SPEAKER_04 16:58

You mean I'll die first, Derek will get to see the Iowans dance. You don't get to see the second one dance.

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The guests A through C die before you're gonna be able to do that.

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Well those funky is A through C.

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Yeah, all that those funky dances. Sin is A through C.

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Does that mean my sin is my name? No. Since I get to see A through C. What's my sin then? You'll find out when the Iowans dogmatism?

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I thought it was worth telling you. Wow, to keep it as good. Look at the time.

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This is why we've been together so long.

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I think I'm actually sending to watch movies.

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No, no, no, no. This isn't because of the Kevin Smith film. We love that. That's a great one. Alan Rickman, it's great. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. They played angels. It's unbelievable. They played angels.

SPEAKER_11 17:41

They did that after Goodwill hunting. This protein bar you brought us is allegedly not. From Nestle made with chicken.

SPEAKER_12 17:47

Legally, we cannot call it a protein bar. It's only a pro only a bar from a protein factory.

SPEAKER_01 17:51

A protein rich snack. Makes sense. It is a French toast butterfinger.

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I gotta say, pretty tasty, actually.

SPEAKER_01 17:58

It just tastes like a butterfinger with cinnamon.

SPEAKER_11 18:04

It's called French toast because it's. I said it tastes like a butterfinger with cinnamon. You said with a little extra cinnamon in there. Yeah. It's like a cup of cinnamon. I'm flourishing up the thing that you said.

SPEAKER_01 18:14

Oh, I liked it.

SPEAKER_11 18:15

Um drink it amongst the other protein bars.

SPEAKER_12 18:20

On two charts, on one to five, was it better than the other protein bar?

SPEAKER_01 18:24

Oh, it's significantly better than the protein.

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Okay, and one six signific on one to five, one significantly. And on the scale of how swole you feel. Yes.

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I feel like you're limp. It made me limp. I feel swole. That's a little different than from the protein bar, though. I just woke up with us like a sty today.

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I I we need to concerning. Club and I promised honesty when we were when we met you in that hut. And I I just wanted to say that these are the sedative bars. Setative bars?

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That's why it's the way it's the finger bones of the Oh, that's kicked in awfully fast.

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You'll be the first astronauts in our protein program. Perfect!

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We've been winning the factory on the moon! I just wanted to point out that Derek's has kicked in sooner than me, and that is not alphabetical. Oh, vision of the death. This is unconscious.

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No, but we should do things.

SPEAKER_04 19:13

We should do things now. You're right, Daniel.

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Yes. Oh god!

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What the fuck was that?

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Are we hacks? That didn't work long at all.

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Oh my god, I just passed out.

SPEAKER_04 19:24

Maybe you guys should stick to protein instead of sedatives.

SPEAKER_01 19:27

Well, we may go. I just saw God. Right.

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And he told me how great was he?

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So good. Any recipes? He was giving me all sorts of shit. Don't worry about it. Loves children. Well, too bad.

SPEAKER_11 19:40

Uh I think there's a way to make it kick in faster.

SPEAKER_04 19:44

I mean, we can beat you with the fashion.

SPEAKER_11 19:45

Yeah, we could beat you to death.

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We could come with us, you know, write your number down and we'll call you in the the IOS.

SPEAKER_01 19:53

And this is a great time for a quick break. While they drag Dan off into the nether world, uh we're gonna take a quick break from our sponsors. We'll be right back.

SPEAKER_11 20:01

Okay. Oh, welcome back, Dan. Welcome back to me. I'm back. How was it?

SPEAKER_04 20:06

Um they tried to beat me to death and I scared them away.

SPEAKER_11 20:12

Oh my god. Well that don't jump into your head. They they they they hit pretty hard ass. You're still getting hit to this day. It sure feels like it.

SPEAKER_01 20:22

It's actually been three weeks.

SPEAKER_11 20:24

Oh my gosh, you're getting hit again. Yeah. It's uh it's it's it's it's like a side effect. I'm just kind of getting used to it at this point.

SPEAKER_01 20:31

Uh well, Dan, um, that was wild. Um I I actually so I passed out because of one of their candy bars, and um it was weird. The weirdest thing happened to me. I saw someone who was telling me that they were God, but it was actually me in a giant diaper.

SPEAKER_11 20:50

And he was saying to me over and over But he was a cool guy. You kept saying he was a cool guy.

SPEAKER_01 20:54

Sick as shit, dude.

SPEAKER_11 20:55

He had a like a Guy Fieti tattoo on his chest, and he was riding on a skateboard, and he kept saying, Yeah, grind Is that what made him cool? Grind the gnar, bruh. And it was like, but it was like me in a diaper, and then he was saying some really inappropriate shit.

SPEAKER_04 21:09

Is that what made him cool?

SPEAKER_11 21:11

No, it was kind of well, it was kind of like the whole package.

SPEAKER_01 21:14

I haven't found the thing yet that I was- There isn't like a singular thing that makes you cool. The cool thing comes from who the the all of the sum of a the sum of the parts, the the the parts of the sum.

SPEAKER_04 21:25

Uh can can I just uh can I change the subject for just a second?

SPEAKER_11 21:27

I know we're talking about God, but which is actually being a giant paper baby diaper.

SPEAKER_04 21:32

I do just want to point out that uh uh just recently in my life, this just a thing I wanted to point out. Just recently in life, I was hit over the head three of the ten hardest times I've ever been hit over the head in real life.

SPEAKER_11 21:46

Just like just barely? Just barely when you were hit over the head with a popcorn bug bag? I was it a popcorn bag because it didn't feel like a popcorn. I don't think it should happen again.

SPEAKER_01 21:58

I think that

SPEAKER_11 22:00

I think maybe we stop handing Dan over the head with a popcorn bag.

SPEAKER_04 22:03

I think the first one I was like, wow, that was a popcorn bag. And then the next two, I was like, that doesn't feel like a popcorn bag.

SPEAKER_01 22:10

I don't know whether to be more concerned about the popcorn or your head. Oh okay, so I'm holding, for the audio listener, I am listening, I am holding a bag of popcorn from the local uh gas station.

SPEAKER_04 22:22

That's so that's so fortuitous that you would just have that after I was talking about that.

SPEAKER_11 22:26

Well, you were just getting hit over the head with it by the spirits of protein that are lingering in your soul after touring their factory. Sure.

SPEAKER_00 22:34

Sure.

SPEAKER_01 22:35

Um it does say used by 2021, so. No, I'm just kidding. That would have been really crazy.

SPEAKER_04 22:41

Oh, it was a joke. So that was a lie. Well, I think it's about time. It was time a long time ago. We bring in a couple more guests. Let's do it.

SPEAKER_11 22:51

Real guests this time.

SPEAKER_01 22:52

Real guests. None of those crazy kids.

SPEAKER_04 22:55

Why are we defining the characters we just introduced as not real?

SPEAKER_01 22:59

Well, they could.

SPEAKER_05 23:00

Well, you remember when the lawyer came in and your next week's not real episode. No, get out of here. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 23:09

Welcome everybody to this studio. Brandon and Casey. Hi guys.

SPEAKER_13 23:16

Hello.

SPEAKER_11 23:17

Welcome back, Brandon. Welcome to your first Caleb. It's uh it's uh Casey, but it's a pleasure to be here. The craziest thing about that is how confident I was.

SPEAKER_04 23:26

And also that I'm the one that got hit over the head recently.

SPEAKER_11 23:28

Were you?

SPEAKER_04 23:29

You got hit over the head? Yeah, it was cool.

SPEAKER_11 23:32

I've definitely said your name like eight times. I know don't know why I said Caleb. It's not the first time it's happened. I'm going to be completely real. That's you do kind of look like a Caleb. I'm also hanging out with a Caleb tomorrow. And uh it starts with a C. And a C A, yeah. And there's an E in there. Yep. And it both go uh lots of similarities.

SPEAKER_03 23:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 23:52

So many functionally the same name.

SPEAKER_06 23:54

Really just the same.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

You should just go by both interject.

SPEAKER_06 23:56

I I respond to most things that are even close. Disyllabic names shouted across the way. I have response.

SPEAKER_11 24:04

Uh explain to me what that word means. Two syllables. Two syllables.

SPEAKER_13 24:09

That wasn't two. That wasn't two insignificantly more than bad at counting.

SPEAKER_01 24:16

I Dan loves it when people pander to me.

SPEAKER_11 24:19

Pander?

SPEAKER_06 24:20

I don't even think I was pandering to you. I was definitely talking down and I'm doing it still. I'm sorry. Please do. I just your show.

SPEAKER_11 24:26

I thought it was. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 24:28

It's our show, but we we like bringing on special guests to help us figure out what how to describe Solid because we're not very smart. I'm so dumb.

SPEAKER_01 24:38

I'm such a big dumb guy. I don't know the difference between pander and patronize.

SPEAKER_11 24:41

Yeah. Yeah. So who the heck are you guys? I'm I'm Brandon, and this is Caleb. And uh where did Brandon and Caleb meet each other? Uh we met Brandon and Caleb met about 30 seconds ago, I think. But um uh we met at Snow College. Yeah, same same place we met at the same place we met Dan. I actually thought you guys knew each other before Snow. Common misconception, no.

SPEAKER_10 25:09

Oh, okay. I did technically meet Brandon beforehand when I, with the improv group you were a part of, did a workshop at Brandon's high school.

SPEAKER_12 25:18

Okay. Okay. I had seen you two in a show. I had seen both of you two in an improv show before I together?

SPEAKER_04 25:25

Oh really? So you actually okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 25:27

Casey played bass guitar. I did.

unknown 25:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 25:31

In the in the improv.

SPEAKER_06 25:32

I introduced music to Snow College Improv and damned entirely. Bimprov is what you call that. I thought it was always called Mimprov. Because it's musical improv. The Min in the bin. Well no bass. But the Bimprov. Well I wasn't just I also have a pin at a piano. So it was a bit of pimprov. Do you play piano improv?

SPEAKER_02 25:54

We eventually got a pianist uh who I've been searching for years.

SPEAKER_04 25:58

Yeah, we wouldn't want to do that. We got a whole end of piano. There's a piano.

SPEAKER_01 26:02

There's a whole piano right there.

SPEAKER_11 26:04

It's gonna happen eventually. We've all we've done plenty of music improv. I love music improv. It's my favorite kind of improv. I loved be watching it and making people do it because I am a cruel god.

SPEAKER_02 26:15

One time uh I just forgot Are you the goddess on my dreams? No, that was you in a diaper. It was you in a diaper. Right, right, right, right. Uh one time for a musical improv scene, I just sang bet on it for my school musical to start to. I think about it still.

SPEAKER_06 26:28

It happened years ago.

SPEAKER_01 26:30

That's actually really good.

SPEAKER_06 26:32

Just ignore it. And then was like, I guess I'm catching up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 26:37

The confidence it takes.

SPEAKER_06 26:39

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 26:40

If there's one way to describe Brandon in an improv setting, confidence?

SPEAKER_04 26:44

It's just arrogant, confident. No, no, no, no, no. It's the same. It is not arrogant. That's true. That's correct. Arrogant's not the right word, but it's similar to the same way that he kayaks rivers. Yeah. I just go. Brandon and I, I once Brandon and I lived in Yellowstone for two summers. No, you're not sure. And one time, one time we went kayaking, and Brandon got in that kayak. It's supposed to be a two and a half hour trip. Yeah. Okay. Brandon, I I'd done it a bunch because I worked at the on that river a lot. And Brandon got in and instantly was like, what is this? How what do I do? And then he just zoomed off into the sunset. Because I had to go like the rest of us just like chilled and went down the river and took and we did it a little faster because we were worried where Brandon was. And we got down there and he was like, I did the whole thing in like 15 minutes, and then I just got out.

SPEAKER_12 27:35

Because like I couldn't do that, I couldn't keep my balance at all. So the only way I could go without tipping over was going fast, just like horror turning. I was so ready.

SPEAKER_04 27:47

Exactly. I was so ready for this relaxing day on the river with my buddy, and then I dropped him in the water and he went, what the come on, and then he just left. It was magical.

SPEAKER_02 27:58

It was really magical. There was one point in time where I was going and I was like, I don't know what to do. And then I just noticed there was an otter. He swam beside me for a while. There were like eagles. I was the only one because I was just speeding past everyone. So I was getting all the animals before everyone. So I was having magical experiences with animals, but just for brief seconds. So I was just like, oh wow, an eagle.

SPEAKER_12 28:18

Goodbye.

SPEAKER_06 28:21

Have you ever seen an otter look at you like, what the hell's your problem, man? Because Brandon has.

SPEAKER_01 28:26

That's incredible. So here on Describe Salt, if we ever want to jump into a sporadic improv scene, all we have to do is shake our little salt shakers and we'll jump straight into that scene. And I'm gonna do that. I take you now to a scene in which Brandon is gaining up with meeting up with all of his friends to go on a bike ride. They all brought mountain bikes. Brandon thought it'd be funny to bring one of those big, big-wheeled bicycles from the like 1920s.

SPEAKER_11 28:52

Wait, a velocipede. Penny velocipede. Penny fighting. Sure. Okay. I know what it is. I brought it.

SPEAKER_02 28:57

Hey Brandon.

SPEAKER_11 28:58

Yes. What is the what's you bringing there?

SPEAKER_02 29:01

That's trying to be a little fancier.

SPEAKER_11 29:02

Have you ever ridden one of these before? You're wearing a coat and tails.

SPEAKER_02 29:05

No.

SPEAKER_11 29:06

You know we're going to do mountain biking, right? It's 98 degrees.

SPEAKER_04 29:10

And it's technically supposed to be one of the easier mountain biking trails, but it is still a mountain biking trail. Yeah, it's going up.

SPEAKER_12 29:17

Bigger wheel, bet easier to climb over rocks and through mountains.

SPEAKER_11 29:21

And it is going up and down. I have heard that's true as well. I've also heard that's true, but I don't know if it's safe. Yeah, that's what the tiny wheel's for.

SPEAKER_06 29:29

Oh. It is? I thought the tiny wheel was just because if you were riding a huge unicycle, you'd look insane.

SPEAKER_11 29:36

Yeah, it's too much. Does this not already look insane to you? You are in a full tuxedo in Moab, Utah. It is a lot. Like there's slick rock everywhere. There's a lot of things. How much did this costume bring out of the club?

SPEAKER_02 29:47

How much did the costume?

SPEAKER_11 29:48

Well, the whole game is a little bit more. It's not a costume, Dan. It's a tuxedo. I'm sorry, it's a lifestyle, guys. Okay. Okay. Whoa, well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm a fancy gentleman from 1920 now. If you can't get on board with that, we're not gonna go mountain biking. I don't want to be pedantic. I've learned from my past mistakes. But that definitely is older than 1920. Yeah, but that's when I'm from. It's vintage. My father used it. You were from 1920. That's what I'm from.

SPEAKER_06 30:12

1920 vintage velocity. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 30:15

Vintage velocipede.

SPEAKER_06 30:16

Penny farthing.

SPEAKER_11 30:17

Velocipede. There's a bell. I had to take the brakes off to get it on there. Okay. You had to take the brakes off the velocipede? Wait. Well penny. You do know this starts a mile and a half downhill, right?

SPEAKER_02 30:29

Yeah. And then it's all about momentum. Oh.

SPEAKER_11 30:33

I don't know enough about physics to say that won't work. Okay. Well, I think we just let them try.

SPEAKER_04 30:37

Look, guys, here's the thing. If we don't start now, it's just going to get hotter and hotter as the day goes on. So we can start again. Brandon is here for a while. If you can try to keep up with us, that would be great.

SPEAKER_11 30:48

I prefer not to go slow, but like, hey, we'll go at your pace, I guess. All right. All right, I'm going to get going. I think reasonably we should go.

SPEAKER_10 30:57

Wait, did you have a motor on yours too?

unknown 31:00

Brandon!

SPEAKER_04 31:01

Wait, he's gone. We cut to Brandon 30 miles ahead after just a couple of minutes, all by himself in the wilderness. Hey there, buddy! Oh, hey!

SPEAKER_12 31:14

Who are you? Oh. Oh, wow. Nature is magical. I think I I think I see my my spirit. Spirit? Wow. You're like me, but it's high-way.

SPEAKER_10 31:33

This is not normally how this goes. This is a how you're going off the room. You're like me. But not fast. Later.

SPEAKER_14 31:41

Go faster, Brandon. It's me, the devil on your shoulder.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

Cut to uh all my friends uh trying to trying to catch up.

SPEAKER_11 31:48

Where the frickin' Christ Dude, I have a motor on mine. Can we slow down for a second?

SPEAKER_10 31:55

Why didn't we tie a rope to him?

SPEAKER_04 31:56

I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 31:57

I didn't We were gonna have to tell him is what we thought.

SPEAKER_04 32:00

I thought we were gonna have to go slow. You guys looking for Brandon. What who are you? I'm his spirit. His spirit past me on the way.

SPEAKER_10 32:07

He's but he's got a snake spirit, I guess. That's neat.

SPEAKER_04 32:10

Oh that's kinda cool. Kinda.

SPEAKER_13 32:12

He's gone. He's a wooze past me.

SPEAKER_04 32:15

What were you gonna do with him?

SPEAKER_13 32:17

I was gonna say hi to him like all the other things on the trail. What other things on the trail? That old man he passed. An old man. We haven't gotten into an old man.

SPEAKER_10 32:25

I like that you went back. I got really good back.

SPEAKER_07 32:28

Wow. I appreciate you coming back in the morning.

SPEAKER_10 32:30

Wait, here he comes. He's coming back on the trail again. Brandon!

SPEAKER_05 32:34

Brandon, slide!

SPEAKER_01 32:37

Oh, he's gone again.

SPEAKER_11 32:38

He's going back.

SPEAKER_06 32:39

No, now he's sliding. Now he's sliding.

SPEAKER_11 32:41

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 32:41

Oh, he turned.

SPEAKER_11 32:42

Oh, he turned. Oh, there's a ramp right in front of him. That's amazing. I didn't think it would be as cool as it is. And I'm gonna be honest.

SPEAKER_01 32:50

Kind of dope. It is too. It's pretty sick. It's kind of sick. But he's still in that slide.

SPEAKER_04 32:54

The slide is still going.

SPEAKER_11 32:55

It's going to have to stop the head.

SPEAKER_01 32:57

He's going right to the edge of the Grand Canyon.

SPEAKER_11 32:59

He's going sideways.

SPEAKER_10 33:01

He's gonna make it. He's gonna make it. Chasing him to Arizona? God, we're good at side thing.

SPEAKER_08 33:07

Yeah, dude. Your motor is real nice. I'm glad we've got it. I hate mics. Good to all of us.

SPEAKER_03 33:16

All right. So yeah, that was basically.

SPEAKER_02 33:18

So that's improv.

SPEAKER_11 33:19

Yeah, that's improv. No, no, that was real life. Oh, that was a trip that we all took. Yeah, we've all took. The next one will be improv. Yeah. One of them. One of them. Statistically, one of these will be improv.

SPEAKER_06 33:31

For audio listeners, we will flap a flag. I think.

SPEAKER_01 33:35

For for flappers, we will audio. You flappers out there, we'll audio. This one goes out to all my flappers out there. Get on your penny farthing, baby, and run down those warriors. Oh man. That'd be a crazy like request. What? Run down those warriors? I need you to like. It's like a phone sex hotline. Baby, I need you to just pretend like I'm a 19 Twitter.

SPEAKER_04 34:06

Find ourselves in a dingy hotel room where a man is escaping for the weekend and calling a penny farthing sex hotline.

SPEAKER_11 34:14

Yeah, honey, honey. I'll call you at the end of the week. I promise. Okay.

SPEAKER_09 34:18

Hello.

unknown 34:19

Hi.

SPEAKER_09 34:20

Hi. Hi. Is this This is late night fun with Veronica? Oh, I got Veronica this time. That's awesome. You're the one on the ad. I am on the ad. You're always wearing those feathers. The fun thing is, that's actually me. That is. Oh, it really is. It is legitimately me. A lot of people ask that question.

SPEAKER_11 34:37

We're not going to charge you for this time. I'm bragging. That is me. I am that's her. Genuinely so hot. Okay, so I'm cheating on all of my families with this, and uh I don't want them to find out.

SPEAKER_09 34:48

Multiple families can't tell any of them. I have two right there with you. Don't worry, babe. You two? No, no, no. Just say yes. Keep going. Tell me more what we're doing, what we're doing.

SPEAKER_01 34:57

Right. I was improv captain in high school, so I totally know how to totally know how to do this. Okay. I just have a really weird request. I've heard aw. Could you get on a penny parthing bicycle?

SPEAKER_09 35:09

And just start riding in a circle. Riding in a circle. And describe to me how that feels. Sure.

SPEAKER_02 35:18

Housekeeping, you guys aren't watching any weird porn in there, are you?

SPEAKER_14 35:22

Wait, wait, Ronnie, get running. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

SPEAKER_11 35:25

What is it, baby? I gotta go talk to the door person. Okay.

SPEAKER_14 35:28

Yeah. Who did you who did you say they were? This is housekeeping. What?

SPEAKER_06 35:33

This charges by the minute.

SPEAKER_02 35:35

That's fine. That's fine. I'm just gonna watch porn in there, are you? Weird porn. I'm like on the phone. Okay, well, at the best in, we best best western, we don't allow weird porn on the phone, okay? Okay. You're doing normal stuff, right? Yeah, I'm like, uh, it's pizza Johns. It's Pizza John's.

SPEAKER_13 35:52

Oh, she's got the wheel. She's got a wheel. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She better have two working legs. Or whatever. That's actually normal. Not actually. Okay, sorry. Please don't cancel me. Okay, just okay. Don't tell anyone I said anything offensive, and I won't tell anything when you're watching Weirdboard. It's a great deal. We're in this for life each other. You can't go back on this. What's your name? My name? Oh god, I feel like I'm really putting okay. What's your name? Well, I don't want to tell you my name. Yeah, okay, so we won't tell anyone each other's names. We won't tell each other any anyone in.

SPEAKER_11 36:24

Do you want to like maybe come get on the call?

SPEAKER_13 36:26

Yeah, sure. Do a phone call because it's 1992. Hello?

SPEAKER_06 36:30

Hi. Are you this is a conference thing? Yeah, Veronica. You guys know this is a 1-900.

SPEAKER_09 36:36

Veronica.

SPEAKER_06 36:36

You are paying per the minute.

SPEAKER_09 36:37

Yeah, we're paying for it. It's on the work card.

SPEAKER_11 36:39

We're charging it. Okay, Veronica? Yeah, yeah. My fucking God.

SPEAKER_04 36:43

Hotel security. Here I go. Hotel security.

SPEAKER_09 36:45

Shit.

SPEAKER_04 36:46

I gotta get a running house. Veronica, stop. There better not be any housekeepers in this room right now.

SPEAKER_11 36:51

Housekeepers are not allowed to be in the room with hotel housekeeper. Housekeeper. Get into the flapper outfit inside.

SPEAKER_02 36:59

I have to dress as a real penny for Okay. Yeah. Okay. You do that quick.

SPEAKER_05 37:04

Just one second, sir. Just one second, sir.

SPEAKER_04 37:06

There better not be any porn or housekeepers in this room right now.

SPEAKER_05 37:10

Nope. It's just normal gay sex happening in this room. Alright, I'm breaking in, that's for sure.

SPEAKER_11 37:16

Hey, sir, how's it going? Wow, I love your top hat. I've got a my friend. We're doing a reenactment of the penny farthing fiasco of 1967. Seven guys died in a race.

SPEAKER_02 37:29

It was for women's suffrage, though, so it's like good. It was a good one. Oh, yeah. You're paying for this, didn't you? It actually paid for the way aware it was for women's suffrage. Okay. Well, you want to join in? Do you want to party? You want to get on a conference call? On the phone straight. She's an expert. Is she the one from the adult?

SPEAKER_13 37:46

She's the one whose suffrage it was for. She's the one from the ads. She is for. She's from the ads.

SPEAKER_11 37:50

Oh, we am the one from the ad.

SPEAKER_05 37:51

Well, you guys promise not to tell anybody. Wait, wait. Okay, yeah, we're promised. We're blood brothers now. We're gonna be best friends.

SPEAKER_13 37:57

Should I take off my pants? Guys, yeah, let's all take our pants off, except for you, Veronica. Put on put on the pants. Who's that?

SPEAKER_01 38:04

Hello. It's me. I'm here for the Penny Farthing convention. I oh, I was in the room next door, and I couldn't overhear what you guys were talking about. Did you get the Veronica on the phone? We got her. The one on the ad.

SPEAKER_04 38:17

Veronica.

SPEAKER_06 38:17

Guys, I want to make it abundantly clear. I don't do group phone sex anymore.

SPEAKER_04 38:21

This speakerphone is surprisingly good quality for 1992.

SPEAKER_12 38:24

Hello. It's me, John P. Farthing. Inventor of the Penny Farthing. It's John. Whoa. The one from the ad. John? So I'll be giving one of you my penny farthing.

SPEAKER_04 38:39

John, we have Veronica from the ad on the on the.

SPEAKER_12 38:41

Veronica from the ad. She's getting it. Veronica.

SPEAKER_10 38:43

Mr. Farthing, I just want to let you know. Veronica, where do I put my credit card number? Oh, uh, don't worry. We're just gonna pack it on your phone, Bill.

SPEAKER_06 38:49

Um, but I just want to let you know, so many people have made this request. I like had to buy my own penny farthing.

SPEAKER_12 38:55

Oh, are you dressed in are you dressed in like a fancy suit and on a penny farthing? Do you want me to be? No, I don't like to mix business and pleasure. All right, then I'm not. Wait, you're not?

SPEAKER_11 39:07

Oh, the hell is that? Yeah, Veronica. Oh, sorry, guys. One second, one moment, one moment. Veronica. Oh, I heard that through the phone. Yeah. Uh I are you on another group sex thing? I've tried not to be. I they keep adding people. You know what we have against that. You can try to get payment from one of them. I'm sorry, guys, we gotta disconnect.

SPEAKER_00 39:26

But this is all on time in history.

SPEAKER_11 39:28

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey guys, guys, what are we gonna call it? I know connected. I know Veronica just left. But listen, we're all very similar in interest here. That's true. I've got a I've got a penny farthing. I've got enough flapper costumes to get us all in one. Is it a three-seater? We can add some seats. We've got the farthing here with the William P. Farthing.

SPEAKER_12 39:52

Oh, I forgot. The P stands for puts more seats on.

SPEAKER_08 39:57

There it is. Yeah. There's the button. Oh, we found it, ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_11 40:02

That was a crazy scene. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of fun. A lot of fun. That one.

SPEAKER_08 40:06

I like that John.

SPEAKER_06 40:08

John changed his name to William P.

SPEAKER_14 40:09

John. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 40:10

I thought you were about to say you were like John P.

SPEAKER_04 40:13

Best Western.

SPEAKER_06 40:17

I think that's how all founders should they should change their name to the thing they're founding.

SPEAKER_11 40:22

Yeah. I think that should be a little bit more. And then pretend that it was just always that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like John Bon Jovi. Exactly. So John Bon Jovi.

SPEAKER_01 40:33

So last week we had our good friend Nick on the podcast, and he gave us a word to describe stuff. And I I know you guys you probably know what that word is, but we're gonna pretend like you don't for the sake of continuity.

SPEAKER_11 40:49

Yeah, can you can you wipe your minds real fast?

SPEAKER_04 40:51

Just of that small detail. If you can. Only think of penny farthing corn. We went too far, too far, too far, too far. Come back, come back, come back. Come back. You gotta come back. You gotta come back.

SPEAKER_11 41:02

You just hear a small child say, You can never come back.

SPEAKER_04 41:06

If that's what works for you, then do it. Okay. Now just erase the part where you remembered the word from last week. What word from last week?

SPEAKER_11 41:13

Oh, perfect. We did it. So last week, our friend Nick came on the podcast and he gave us the word savory to describe salt. I was just curious what you guys thought of that.

SPEAKER_02 41:22

Well, um, I may have I don't remember what last times was, but I remember the last time I was here, I was given um Jill said umami.

SPEAKER_11 41:31

So I feel like some sort of Is Brandon just your savory guy? Yeah, I'm the savory guy. I think so. That's weird. Yeah. That I didn't realize that. It was it was fortuitous, it was in the stars.

SPEAKER_02 41:43

Yeah. So so any new thoughts? Um, I had some, but you guys said most of them in the last episode. Didn't we? It's pretty, yeah. I mean, like we've had that and we had that conversation.

SPEAKER_04 41:54

Is that what happened?

SPEAKER_12 41:55

Well, so we had the conversation of savory isn't salty, but is it salty? And then you guys had that conversation again.

SPEAKER_03 42:03

Again. Last time.

SPEAKER_02 42:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:05

And now we're sort of having it remember.

SPEAKER_11 42:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 42:08

Um I don't think the audio listener is gonna remember it.

SPEAKER_11 42:11

You're not gonna remember they're not a diehard describe salt, sir. So instead of okay, instead of going, it's sometimes we don't have to discuss savory. We don't need to go in the lore of this show. We don't need to discuss savory. What we can do though is just have you guys give us a silly rating of savory for savory for the word salt. For how well it describes the word salt.

SPEAKER_06 42:28

Like on a on a scale of ion.

SPEAKER_04 42:31

You can disguise the scale.

SPEAKER_06 42:32

Yeah, yeah. That's pretty chemical scale. Okay. I I would say it's not very it's not pretty high as an ion. It's very negative. Oh, oh, it's very negative.

SPEAKER_01 42:45

I see what you did there.

SPEAKER_13 42:46

If um hmm if you're a chef.

SPEAKER_08 42:50

If you're a chef, if you're a chef, if you're a chef, if anyone here to be a chef, what?

SPEAKER_02 42:55

Um if you're if you're given a dish and someone says and you taste it and you say it needs to be more savory. Yeah, what would I add? What would you add? Not salt.

SPEAKER_04 43:05

Not salt. That's actually a really good way to put it.

SPEAKER_11 43:07

We're finding better ways to put this every single week. Do you want my genuine answer? Probably at like chicken base. Yeah. Or if I didn't have MSG.

SPEAKER_01 43:16

If I had MSG, if I had mushrooms, I would add mushrooms.

SPEAKER_02 43:18

We got to MSG last time.

SPEAKER_11 43:19

Sun-dried tomatoes are also a great source of uh savory flavor. Oh, because in the peels of the tomatoes and the skins of the tomatoes, there's actually glutamates. And so when that mixes with sodium and bakes down, it actually creates a similar flavor profile to umami. That's fascinating. Does anchovy bring out that's fascinating again? But I literally need to ask the question can you do savory without salt? Yes. Oh, okay. Absolutely. I didn't know it was possible. Because savory is like it's not just I'm not, I don't need to get on my high horse about savory. You're the expert here. We let those protein guys not talk until they beat Dan over the head with popcorn. You you can do savory with salt, but

SPEAKER_01 44:00

it's it's funny that salt actually enhances savory savory right like savory doesn't do and doesn't do shit to salt but salt does a lot to savory right which is why a lot of people misconstrue msg for salt because they think oh this is a sale salty thing I must add more salt or I don't need to add any salt but then they just put MSG in something and it's not salty it doesn't have a lot of flavor but you actually do need to add some of it because while MSG is a more powerful salt in a way it's also not that's complicated salt also brings out sweetness too doesn't it?

SPEAKER_11 44:32

I mean it's enhanced or enhancing two words on the show so yeah yeah that's true but so like one of the first to to put a period into my into my ramblings of a madman to to create something savory is like to create something that has depth I I would like you could you could describe all of the words on the five flavors with something like that right I would say that savory is like deep it's like when you eat it there's it's complex there's a lot to it your brain doesn't even know how to compare it to anything. Okay so on our podcast describe savory your word is gonna be depth it's actually gonna be salty that's great that's perfect we did outlaw depth is that is that is that podcast gonna be an impromp podcast or is it gonna be something else it's a cooking podcast.

SPEAKER_02 45:22

Yeah oh it's oh my god can I come in we have an offshoot called the describe savory where we just cook fucking food it's a we still need to make the other three offshoots that we've discussed what a healthy branch of podcast you're in yeah but we can keep it all underneath the umbrella that is describe salt yeah yeah the describe podcast network oh my god wow dpn maybe describe maybe describe the maybe salt maybe salt network combine it's I like DP DP I'm all for the DP man can't go wrong with it are you doing pardon we charge by the minute we we'd get a lot of weird listeners I'm wondering is this your first time on a podcast no no we had a thing so we just did one that's true you guys have had a podcast let's talk about your podcast do it we did it was called before the common era also known as BCE I remember now I don't know why I forgot that for a second yes and uh we were part of the exceptional comedy sort of comedy improv there was a lot of writing involved yeah as well it was a conversational podcast we would we would first 15 minutes we would just sort of talk about stuff stuff and then we uh would give about five minutes to our editor Gavin in Gavin's corner and then we would have we would pull a topic from a hat and we would discuss that topic and then each of us had topic and then each of us went to one of our segments.

SPEAKER_11 46:49

We had several segments. Honestly this just sounds like an organized version of Describe Salt.

SPEAKER_02 46:54

Yeah so but like our like Casey wrote essays and like film reviews and I did like he did history I did history of wrestlers and characters it genuinely I'm just gonna say it it sounds like if we structure more about our podcast in between recording episodes of the podcast.

SPEAKER_11 47:13

But here's the thing Dan we're a purely improv podcast so if we planned anything it would kind of ruin the spirit of it we're making magic on the spot we're making spot on the magic you've got to put spot on the magic oh no spot get off the magic we just cleaned that this is improv baby this is improv we just how long did you guys do that podcast?

SPEAKER_02 47:33

Can you still listen to it anywhere can listen to it it just hasn't been an still painting we had a really big uh oops most of our audience was women which was surprising interesting we were about eighty five percent women and most of them from Europe. I'm gonna look right in Japan which I always find interesting I don't know what they're looking for with us I had some we had some uh I have some good friends in Europe and they told all of their friends oh that's right I remember that now yeah dude we're popping off the last week I don't know how but it's happening at least the magic of Nick It's a podcasting about podcasting episode of Describe Salt right now we're gonna describe metrics are are you updating on Tuesdays?

SPEAKER_11 48:16

Thursdays our uh our episode our again our most listened to episode most listened to places we have United States Singapore Vietnam United Kingdom and Spain Japan's not on there anymore Japan is the escucha so the the nine people accent on the nine people in Spain who listen love you this goes out to the nine Spanish fans in my in my la my other podcast about horror uh we had a listener from Germany who would log in on every single episode and they were the only person in Germany and so we actually like every episode we started signing off asking them to like message us. Nice and looking back really cringy.

SPEAKER_01 49:10

But at the same time it's kind of endearing kind of function across the person from Spain personas de España if you Nueve you're talking to the camera but the camera doesn't if you're listening right now which I hope you are because you've listened to almost every episode um why not just like send us a suggestion or something man.

SPEAKER_11 49:35

We have an email on there shoot us an email if you're actually just somebody using a VPN and so it just looks like you're from Spain.

SPEAKER_12 49:42

Because I do wonder si de España Le quiero un mensaje are you translating just in case that they've listened to it every episode so far just I also did say I don't know how to translate this.

SPEAKER_11 49:56

But if if you're listening from Spain they would like a message.

SPEAKER_06 50:01

Ask them how the rain in Spain is I hear it's typically on the plane though they get that question all the time I know it's not original.

SPEAKER_04 50:09

I mean some of them just fudged it damn brothers hey yeah it's time for this final segment of Dandy Candy Corner you guys are involved this time you get to try some fudge fudge dandy made dandy made this in dandy fudge pack or dand this is dandy fudge dandy fudge this is a caramel frappuccino flavored fudge and it has salt on it big flaky salt me know how it is because this is only my fourth batch I've ever made so damn yes coming from somebody who's made hundreds of batches of fudge okay not a joke as a family tradition um delicious first off second off you made such big huge pieces of fudge it is almost impossible to talk yeah yeah I should have brought little bites I should have well the lat the this is the first batch that's been this dense and before this I think this size worked really well but then I cut this one up and was like oh boy these are huge I will say that earlier normally I like cold fudge normally I like my fudge like cold as hell.

SPEAKER_11 51:13

This one has to be a little room temperature.

SPEAKER_01 51:15

As this is warmed up I've I've liked I've been sitting on a piece for a while and I just took it out of my butt and I put it into my mouth a little bit softer that's the correct way. That's my my thing.

SPEAKER_04 51:25

Alright well there you go all right this has been dandy candy.

SPEAKER_11 51:29

Oh you didn't want to hear their opinions it was a good fudge I liked it oh good it was delicious it just did take a lot of work I was like I I took too big of a bite I had a bite they're small they're like an inch by inch square and uh it's it's thick fudge but they're not fully like a huge yeah I like a wider fudge but I like a thinner fudge. Yes but I do love that this is layered the presentation is quite lovely.

SPEAKER_04 51:52

It's good I think it's way harder to do layered because you have to cook two simultaneously so in the future I think I'm gonna just focus on doing one so that I can actually get the consistency right.

SPEAKER_06 52:03

I think this was great.

SPEAKER_11 52:03

I really enjoyed this you don't have to do them you don't have to do them simultaneously I mean you do you do.

SPEAKER_14 52:11

No I boil it all at the same time about making fudge what he's made hundreds of batches of fudge in his life hundreds of five okay there's a family tradition hundreds of batches of fudge in his life say it in Spanish look I don't want to hundreds of batches hundreds of batches of fudge in his life hundreds of batches and thousands of batches of fudge one of those fudge batches all right sunny boy now you get to the butter and you put the butter in the cauldron are you getting it you're putting it in the unwrap it from the plastic first oh oh oh did it this way and then dump it into the cauldron deeply deeply deeply I have maybe thirty more days on this okay okay deeply deeply deeply I I just want to okay let it melt we must let it melt quietly the butter is melting okay what? Can I look the spoon yet or is that you can but it's empty it's blank what?

SPEAKER_02 53:25

It's blank it's empty I've been wanting to do this whole time I've been sitting out there cooking the turkey waiting for the s the fudge to the body watching the turkey it's going to burn are you making both of those simultaneously because they're gonna burn it guys the turkey's on fire go check the turkey okay now take the cans of evaporated milk very well open them now pour them in simultaneously very good very good now grab the spoon that your stupid little brother wanted to lick and give it a stir already I don't know okay one stern I'm glad we're from Britain give it a stir okay no stir it's now crank that bad boy to the leaven burn the stern or the heat the heat it's uh it's in a cauldron where's the heat control it's it's it we're doing this in the yard burn it harder Matty Matty Matty Matty I'm watching the is the turkey still on fire it's it's less on fire but it's still on fire light it more on fire and bring it here now I'm on fire oh bring him bring him Michael is now on fire he's just the neighbor boy I don't care more on fire than the turkey is that's fine that's fine okay Michael lay underneath the cauldron right here right here you dumb idiot perfect good see how it's bubble now add an exuberant amount of sugar is the sugar itself exuberant or is like how I add it is exuberant?

SPEAKER_14 55:00

Both excellent work I knew you'd be the right one to learn my recipe and pass it down for generations.

SPEAKER_10 55:08

Grandma the turkey's rising from the dead oh sick shit bring it over here are we going to add it to the FUDS? We must oh we are now having Thanksgiving necrotic turkey is a part of the FUDS recipe don't you understand I had to make it very secret so no one could steal the recipe also because you're committing necromancy it's a criminal act magic did you think I'd let Michael stay dead he's raising an entire army of undead oh that nope we've missed the time oh that's sick as shit oh okay never mind I thought that was a timing thing see they know every year I make fudge around this time so they always come and try to eat the fudge grandma the turkey's got the necronomic on again sick as shit okay what is that a part of making fudge?

SPEAKER_14 55:52

Maybe do I need a sword?

SPEAKER_11 55:53

Maybe maybe but first you must stir in the sugar you just poured it in it's gonna burn on the bottom you idiot all right very good okay now it is bubbling okay now that it's a boiling add the rum extract ready it's going to boible it's going to boible it's going to boible okay and when it does you must run away wait how much rum extract just a dulip grandma the turkey just hit the Pentagon boy boiling oh that's sick as shit grandma Bill O'Reilly wants to interview you oh that's sick as shit okay wait Bill O'Reilly can call me oh Bill O'Reilly that's actually been a while is it boy booing is it boibling oh it is boibling okay now did you get to the marshmallows in the chocolate bar ready no did you sprinkle any of the MSG in it grandma got the mushroom and the chocolate bar ready oh fuck yeah okay get over here turkey oh yes it's sick as shit yes okay nice turkey give it to me no no no son son hey hey don't fight don't gobble with the gobble okay now just take a step back let the turkey put the marshmallows and the the chocolate don't pour it in you stupid stupid turkey you're not supposed to pour it in supposed to pour the chocolate mixture you're supposed to pour the the the milk mixture into the chocolate and stir gently oh my god it's all ruined we're gonna have to start over to bring Michael back I really enjoyed that I also really enjoyed that I feel like we enjoyed that more than these ones talk about shit stick as shit we just gotta throw in a joke every in the middle of your turkey hit the Pentagon I barely even had to like listen to what you guys were saying I like how I like I thought we played a good balance of recipe and rise of bird fascist he was he's just in my mind they were definitely fascist did I not say that out loud they were all inclusive evil bird army you should have said that and grandma would have been like oh shit zombie fascist turk turkey army Turkov Turk zombie fascist turkey Turk you guys ever seen that movie Thanks killing no but an evil elder turkey who comes back to life oh that's good he walks up stuff her he says that he talks now it's very sexual he's like Freddie Krueger but a turkey is he like a six foot turkey or is he like a normal six foot no he's like a normal like stupid puppet that's great it's actually fantastic if you like B movies it's it's up there as one of the better like awesome really bad ones never even like I watched it on Netflix in high school amazing back when Netflix just was a thing with a bunch of friends and we were like wow that turkey really is fucking that girl that's amazing no I think and insane and very 80s he said he has sex with her and then he he says you just got stuffed that's what he says yeah that is the most 80s thing ice could be a junk deadly serious 100 2003 that's good gear for and then they skipped a second one and went straight to Thankskilling three sensible one of those one of those I always like when horror movies go to space yeah me too the what what is it the what's the leprechaun one oh yeah is it just clean leprechaun in space yeah Jason X was crazy there's a certain amount of um self-awareness to go to space no one no one not trying to have fun goes to space yeah yeah yeah yeah I've seen Project Hail Mary yeah it's a pretty good movie actually it was fucking fantastic welcome to the movie podcast this is a movie podcast this is like the eighth time too yeah this is like the eighth time I just like talking about movies movies are great how I spend a lot of my segments on the podcast was literally talking about movies see movies see movies like movies that had a very average rating where people weren't like this is terrible or this is great just like in the middle of the road middle of the road movies let me see um oh don't get enough tension so like underrated well no no no underrated more like um one of the examples that actually happened was uh um the bedazzled rematch with uh Brendan Fraser oh wait yeah yeah um fully middle of the road 50% on rotten tomatoes 55 out of 10 on IMDB okay two and a half from Roger Ebert all of those things right yeah yeah god awful do not watch it do not watch it it's hysterically bad oh the first thing first wish he makes actually makes him takes him to a brown face world where he's for a big Mac from McDonald's you're being just as finicky as Elizabeth Hurley was with the devil.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:38

So the second wish he makes he gets turned into a Colombian drug lord and they do full like they fully make him up he's in full brown like it's Brendan Fraser blackface. Not blackface brown face.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:48

He's doing slightly different he's Colombian so sorry he's also other people are fully just like brown brown face is totally like okay they give him blackface though it's totally no it's not totally okay it's wild.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:00

This is wild. It's also the only time I've seen someone who isn't a natural redhead as an actor look legitimately redheaded. It's the best redheaded makeup I've ever seen in a movie.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:08

How did you feel about uh Tropic Thunder?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:11

I have a lot of fun watching a great movie it's unfortunate he does the whole maybe in blackface I think uh I don't think it is you know I'm super qualified to talk about this but uh I think it's I'm fine I'm fine because he's not he's not doing blackface because he's he's he's doing an act he's making fun he's a man he's a dude disguised as a dude playing another dude here's the problem with this because the the no matter how we justify this conversation I don't know yeah he was nominated for an Academy Award in the movie and outside the movie well actually yeah wow he lost his teeth ledger I think it's time I think it's time never before has it been more time it's it's so time it's never been more time all right to do excuse and uh Brandon you've been on the show before so I'm gonna turn my direction turn my attention you're turning your direction I'm turning my direction to Caleb to Caleb I also respond to Cassidy you can throw out any number of C names Caleb Caleb I think I was given a different name my first time on the show too you what?

SPEAKER_11 1:02:14

I think I was given a different name my first time on the show too I'm actually usually really good with names Camille but not if they're my friends told me yeah your friends I'm like fuck you all right alright Camilla Carmilla Queen of the DM pretty good okay I'm gonna I'm gonna What are you doing?

SPEAKER_06 1:02:35

I'm turning my direction it's turning direction direction I didn't hear the deal I'm turning my direction I didn't I was confused Casey it is time okay please take a step up to our sodium podium all right very well and if you would be so kind in one word or less describe salt can I get a little warm-up like do a little lead in the side and the word is can't what do you mind if I do a little warm up leading up to my one word do your thing. So Brandon and I traveled a little bit to get here. Great it's a great podcast it's well worth it we did pitch we did like workshop we were trying to go like what is the best word okay what is the best word research has been done yes um and there was a brief moment before I picked up Brandon where I thought perhaps perhaps enhanced but no no no it's done multiple I'm really curious if you're about to say the word that I've been waiting for then the word you've been waiting for?

SPEAKER_11 1:03:37

I severely doubt it. Okay we'll find out Dan's bar tingly is starring Angelina Jolie all one word all together starring Angelina Jolie starring Angelina Jolie all mushed together I'm gonna not the word I think listeners I've never seen podcast hosts immediately wish they could walk out of a room more starring Angelina starring Angelina Jolie starring Angelina Jolie I can't even say it starring Angel Angelina Jolie starring Angelie you gotta you gotta get to Angelina and then it's downhill starring Angelina Jolie starina all right Dan let's uh let's talk about that let's talk about that uh I immediately think of seeing the movie the movie did you not there it is and this is why this is why I agreed you did great work it was great but every other thing I had pitched I pitched white and white passes your test of pass me the it passes but starring Angelina Jolie is so much more effective.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:46

I think it's so effective that Derek didn't understand it and then stumbled across the reason that was crazy.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:55

I really hope we haven't ended up sidebar what's the sidebar I think we have to end the podcast they've done it periodically you don't understand they've just opened the door that's true the door has been closed and now it is open now we can export every possible word that could ever describe salt that couldn't be used you're you're telling me you son of a bitch damn you're telling me that you knew that's what he meant as soon as he said it instantly well I haven't known Caleb for very long that's the thing though I think you did too because it is the first Angelina Jolie movie you thought of it is okay which is wild considering her filmography. So when you said it I immediately was thinking about the movie Salt but I didn't like they didn't they didn't mesh they didn't like they didn't hit together and yet you were immediately in the same room as the poster you were like I know what that is but yeah I saw it it like flashed before my eyes like the major hole it's guard into the camera yeah I think it passes your test for power Ask me that as well. So I'm staring at the counter. I don't know what the heck you're talking about.

SPEAKER_12 1:06:03

What is it starring Angelina Jolie? Oh.

SPEAKER_11 1:06:07

Wow. Oh my god. The only way it's risky. I haven't even seen that movie. I have. I haven't seen. I'm guessing it's an average movie. Well, but it does the multiple ending things. It does like clue, which is cool. It does? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:20

It's like depending on when you put the DVD in. Yeah, it has at least two different endings. I think it has three.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:25

Like in the runtime of the film?

SPEAKER_06 1:06:28

I don't know that I think I think because it's a far more a movie that takes itself more seriously, not because it's a better movie. I think it goes, which ending would you like? Ending A, B, or C?

SPEAKER_11 1:06:41

And then you pick which one.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:42

And then you learn. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_12 1:06:43

But when you went to the theater, you didn't get to choose the.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:45

Yeah, you didn't get to choose in the theater. You actually didn't I didn't get to choose the first time I watched it. It automatically plays one of the endings. I think it is on a randomizer on the disc. Okay, that's actually dope. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:06:55

I did not know that. I didn't know that it was a good idea.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:57

And then it presents the option of like, do you want to watch the other endings?

SPEAKER_11 1:07:00

Huh. That's kind of fun. It is kind of fun.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:02

Dan's going.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:04

We find ourselves in a movie theater in the last 10 seconds of a film where suddenly the audience finds out that it's a choose your own ending story.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:17

Jesus, that was cool.

SPEAKER_09 1:07:18

Would you like to select an ending? Options A, B, or C. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, let's read these options. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:25

A fed to the sharks. Interesting. B How does that even say? Eaten by the sharks in twice?

SPEAKER_00 1:07:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:37

Well, there's a lot of pages with the channel. There's so many choices. There's 28 choices on that board there. And it's even we're looking at a movie screen, but I still can't read them all in the street.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:44

So do we like bring do we have to like How are we supposed to pick? I don't know. Do we need to like talk it out as like an audience?

SPEAKER_07 1:07:53

Is this a pick a selection?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:55

Hello, everyone. It's me.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:57

The director of the film. What? Francis Ford Coppola? It's me, Frances Ford Coppola. I loved your movie. Well, not this one, but one of the other ones.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:05

I'm gonna be honest, I didn't like this one. Well it was okay until the ending.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:08

It's because you haven't seen the ending yet. Oh, okay. Please select the ending.

SPEAKER_14 1:08:13

Projectionist, could we pause that for a moment? All right. I've flown from the. I've flown to the ground. What in a pause?

SPEAKER_11 1:08:20

Sorry, we're manual.

SPEAKER_14 1:08:21

Oh, no.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:22

I have to change reels. Hey, you know what? That's what I like about the magic of the movies, though.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:26

It's still manual.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:27

Yeah. Hello. Yeah, Francis.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:29

Oh, Francis, sorry, I forgot the colour. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:32

Frankie, just give me a wave when they pick!

SPEAKER_08 1:08:34

Yeah, I will, and I'll give you a number. Okay. I'll give you a number with my fingers.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:38

Thanks, Frank!

SPEAKER_08 1:08:39

Be Francis Ford Coppola. That's Francis Ford Coppola's fingers. Okay.

SPEAKER_14 1:08:45

Okay, you must decide amongst yourself. You may notice that the doors have now been barred shut.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:50

I noticed that a few minutes into the movie.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:52

I noticed the armed guards for sure.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:54

I just figured that's the first one.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:55

If you cannot come to an agreed-upon selection, you will all be killed.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:01

Oh no, but there's 12 of us in this movie theater.

SPEAKER_14 1:09:04

That's that's almost half as much as there are choices. You must pick a choice. You can each pick one for yourself, but you all have to agree.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:14

Okay, wait, wait. What is selection? Wait, wait.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:18

This seems really complicated, Mr. Kamlin. So it is.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:21

I understand that it's confusing.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:23

So do we take you or do we shout to the producer? Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:26

Oh my god. This is just a lot of fun. I'm the logical one. He's the logical one in our program. He has a doctorate. Yeah. It's what in logic.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:36

It's social studies and logic. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:38

Wow, you guys are. Well, political science, really.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:41

Which is really social studies and logic. I really think he should be able to do that. Current social studies. Yeah, he should. He's the he's the I'm just trying to get to the bottom of something like that. He's the American undecided voter.

SPEAKER_13 1:09:51

He hasn't decided for a lot of people.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:54

I have a talking stick. Oh, Francis is a stocky stick.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:58

There you go. Okay, I have the talking stick. No, thank you very much. I just want to know State your name. Oh, uh, my name is Stanley. What's your age? My age is 73. What's your place of birth? My place of birth is uh Las Cruces, New Mexico. You are telling me that. What's your mother's maiden name?

SPEAKER_11 1:10:14

My mother's maiden name is Las Cruces. What is your favorite childhood pet's name? Uh it was Gracie? She was a hamster.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:22

Why do we launch him off the bridge? It's filled with Python. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:26

I might be logical, but I'm agreeable, okay?

SPEAKER_08 1:10:29

If he doesn't answer the questions, he gets shot by my gods. You want that? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:32

And I figured that out through logic.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:35

Alright.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:36

Now.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:36

Pretty straight.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:37

What's the last four of your social? Uh 6612. That's kind of dope. It's an extra number. What? Anyway, what do you just give me the sign, Frankie?

SPEAKER_03 1:10:51

Wait, how do we know Frankie's gonna know which number to give him? It seems he does no numbers too good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 1:10:58

How do we know Mr. Love?

SPEAKER_11 1:11:00

Okay, okay. Don't be quite good.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:02

And I'd like to remind everybody that I have the talking stick right now.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:04

He does have the talking stick.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:06

Wait, do I have to give that back the talking stick whenever you ask a question?

SPEAKER_11 1:11:08

No, you don't.

SPEAKER_14 1:11:09

You just keep going.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:11

He gets to talk to ever forever, Mr.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:13

Coppola.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:15

He passes it along. He passes it along. Frank. Frank's being really nice right now. That's how it works, okay? And that's what I like about you as a director.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:22

I just changed the way I speak sometimes to confuse the audience.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:26

That's the magic of Francis Morcond. That's what makes you the best director there ever was.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:30

I'm also dealing with a crazy battle of dementia. Hey, Frank. Yes?

SPEAKER_10 1:11:34

The projector's getting real hot.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:35

Okay, okay, okay, yeah, we'll wrap it up. 20 minutes. 20 minutes. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:38

20 minutes. Frank, I'm gonna turn it off if we gotta wait 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:41

Wait, yeah, but can you get it back on but at the end, or do they have to watch the whole movie? I doesn't know. Alright.

SPEAKER_13 1:11:50

Work on it. Work on it. That's your job.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:52

Yeah, I mean the topistic and the most logical one in the room. Just work on it. Yeah. Alright, so here's the thing.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:58

Yeah. You've gotta figure out exactly what ending you want.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:04

Tell me what ending do you want? Where did you see the characters going?

SPEAKER_10 1:12:09

Hold on, hold on. Of the 28 chosen, not to interrupt. Sorry, but there are 28 reels back here that I have to pick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:17

But before we get to that, the reason that I, as the logical one, wanted to speak in the first place is because I'm trying to figure out do you want all of us to come to the consensus of one movie? Or, as you said before, do you want us to all I thought it was pretty funny?

SPEAKER_14 1:12:32

No, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. I'm sorry, Mr. Kopo. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:38

Back up. Do you want us all to pick up? You'll get to kill someone, probably. But cons like come to a consensus that we all want different movies.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:46

Here's the thing. You must all come to a consensus that you want different movies, or You're really cracking yourself up with these different accents, aren't you?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:55

You're a whimsical guy. This is what I love Francis Borkoppola.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:01

I like you more and more. Every single time.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:04

He has the same same dialect coaches as his nephew, alright? You don't criticize Nikki when he does it.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:10

No. I would never criticize Nikki.

SPEAKER_14 1:13:11

I don't think you would ever criticize Nikki, okay? I couldn't. So here we are. Alright. Now, what you must do is you must come to a consensus among yourself whether you are watching the same ending or different endings. If you watch different endings, you will die, maybe.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:30

Will we all get taken to different rooms and watch different endings? No, no, no. You must be here. You must listen to the building.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:37

You will all pick one and then see or hear. Okay. Oh. Well, then I don't want to do that. I want to be able to see the ending.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:44

Well, then everybody picked the seven.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:45

Okay, so we all have to pick the seven. Okay, this is what I was trying to get to in the first place.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:48

I don't know what's going on. Wait, I know what to do. Welcome.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:51

I've seen Francis Ford Coppola movies. He's tricking us. Let me see that talking stick.

SPEAKER_12 1:13:56

Are you sure?

SPEAKER_11 1:13:57

I know.

SPEAKER_13 1:13:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:58

Ha!

unknown 1:13:58

Ha!

SPEAKER_11 1:13:59

I'll roll it at the window of our cruise ship. Just like in Batman, the movie he made.

SPEAKER_13 1:14:03

Whoa.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:03

You did the Dark Knight, didn't you, Mr. Coppola? I sure did. Oh. I don't know. Just like in the movie The Dark Knight.

SPEAKER_10 1:14:11

Put on Batman! Put on Batman, Mr. Projector Man!

SPEAKER_14 1:14:14

Wait, stop. Stop. Projectionist? It is time. Put on ending 23B.

SPEAKER_10 1:14:21

23B?

SPEAKER_14 1:14:23

Yes. B for Batman. Selected episode 28B. I said 23B. I said 23B. Wait, shut it up. Shut it up, shut it up, shut it up, shut it up.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:38

Oh, that was the dunk curve.

SPEAKER_10 1:14:39

Sorry! They were done. They were wrong. Hold on. What? 23B, you fucking idiot.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:45

I selected 23B.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:47

That was crazy, because if you guys had watched that, you would all been shot in the head. Oh look, the main character's back.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:55

Oh, and his mom and dad. Dom just sort of ends that way.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:01

You like the way that tickles?

SPEAKER_11 1:15:05

There's a tickle meat homo in the end of this movie? Yeah, but it's like it's like uh like a metaphor for a metaphor. Oh, it was a metaphor. Well, Mr. Coplo, you really did. Where'd he go? Oh, what is he? Holy shit.

SPEAKER_13 1:15:17

He got out of here. Where'd he go?

SPEAKER_14 1:15:20

I'm always watching. He left like the penguin. It's because you picked the backband. Without wearing any shoes and socks, I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:28

I don't know why I even asked. It's good you didn't pick any of the other endings. Or else.

SPEAKER_12 1:15:33

Like the Beverly Hills Chihuahua ending. That's good.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:41

Oh my god. Dude, I okay, so here's what actually happened with the accent shit. I was actually saying super consistent and then completely lost it.

SPEAKER_11 1:15:52

And I was like, fuck.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:54

I think part of what happened was I came in real hard with that henchman. You didn't clearly like, oh no, here he is. Right here.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:02

And you it threw me for a you were like, I guess this is where we're from. This is it, baby.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:08

I never mind an improv character that switches accents, but I just really enjoyed seeing the joy on your face. It was it's a lot of fun to watch an actor stretch themselves and show off what they're capable of.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:19

Well, I don't know if it was doing that, but thank you. Well, that was fun. So we didn't even start Angelina Joy. Yeah, we haven't even started. That's okay. We'll we still have time.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:30

Yeah. We still have time. Yeah. Well, did you kind of say something? I mean, I could have, but we could jump right into something.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:38

What do you want to do? It's up to you. You just jump into it.

SPEAKER_07 1:16:42

Let's jump in. Let's jump in. Let's jump in.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:45

Now guys, I've got a great idea for a podcast. Do you?

SPEAKER_09 1:16:47

Yeah, what if we do a podcast where we improvise and we signal it with these little shakers? Are you doing a bit? A little bit.

SPEAKER_10 1:16:57

Is this the next scene?

SPEAKER_11 1:16:59

We're all confused.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:00

Well, you're already shaking. I was like, okay. I was gonna do it.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:05

I was ending the scene.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:08

Casey.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:10

Well, do you have any anecdotes?

SPEAKER_11 1:17:13

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:14

I got a few.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:15

He said the thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:16

You got an anecdote? Okay, can I give one I was thinking about real quick? What's when you're?

SPEAKER_02 1:17:20

One time Dan and I went to a gas station at Yellowstone, and it was middle of the pandemic. My grandma had made masks for us. They were like these bright, sort of bubbly looking masks, and I remember we went to the gas station, we were buying something, and the clerk said, Look at you two, fucking bikini bottom 1975.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:38

What the fuck? I haven't thought about this in years.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:42

Amazing. We now take you to the bottom of Bikini Bottom, starring Angelina Jolie.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:54

Angelina, you're here. It's me. Squidward. Played by Angelina Jolie.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:07

Mr. Krab. They didn't write more dialogue Why didn't they write Why didn't they write more dialogue for him?

SPEAKER_08 1:18:16

Oh, I haven't seen him either. Patrick? Yeah, what's that? Squidward? Why aren't you flipping burgers down at the Krabby Crow?

SPEAKER_13 1:18:24

Oh, I got it.

SPEAKER_12 1:18:26

Is Moron doesn't work for me? Yeah, I don't work for him. He just says I can't work anymore. I don't know buttons for the register. That's your job. How do you not know that, Squidward? What do you think of my boobs? I think you seem a lot different, Squidward. First you don't know about the crusty crab, and now you're all sexy like. Maybe I've gone in a different direction. That's good for you. Maybe that's where SpongeBob went in a different direction. To the east. Would you like to hear me play my trombone? Yeah, if we've got time for it. Don't you play a clarinet, Squidward? Not anymore.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:06

Wow, that's sexy.

SPEAKER_10 1:19:07

Patrick B boy. Something strange about Squidward.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:10

Yeah, Spongebob's still in the east.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:14

You're all saying hitting that awfully hard. I don't understand it either.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:17

When did Squidward learn Trombow?

SPEAKER_07 1:19:19

Hey everybody, look! Spongebob's walking in the door.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:24

Yeah, it's me, SpongeBob, played by Jason Bateman. Hey, uh Jason's making some big swings. It's a meaning.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:36

Hey guy, it's big swings. I'm Patrick, played by uh Jason Statham. Yeah. Buddy, uh, wow.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:45

I just is a wild recording, all I can say.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:48

SpongeBob. It's time.

SPEAKER_14 1:19:53

SpongeBob. Okay. Why have you all gotten a hyper photo realistic? SpongeBob. Me boys. Sorry. SpongeBob. I'm ready to be your love forever. They had an on-again, off again thing.

SPEAKER_12 1:20:06

Oh, I think we're all uh getting uh replaced by famous actors here, Mr. Crab.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:11

I'm already voiced by Clancy Brown. I'm pretty much the most famous person here.

SPEAKER_12 1:20:16

Angelina Jolie, Jason Bateman, and Jason Statham are here.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:20

I mean, Angelina's got me beat, but you two clowns, I know that I am more recognizable. I'm just gonna focus on doing my job, guys. Okay, just back to the script.

SPEAKER_14 1:20:33

Um wait, hold on. You just broke out a character. It's me, Angelina Jolie. So did Jason, addressing me as Patrick. I thought that Carl Urban was supposed to come and play Mr. Bob.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:45

Isn't he on the dog? Uh he's on season 10 of the.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:48

Let's check with the engineer. Engineer is is the is the case.

SPEAKER_14 1:20:53

I don't know if I feel comfortable fucking Jason Bateman. I I'd be fine with Carl Urban or even Jason Stefan.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:59

I'm going to um, you know, break character for a second. What's wrong with we're not breaking character?

SPEAKER_11 1:21:04

We're on a pause right now. Have you ever been on an acting set? Jason Bateman guy.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:08

Okay. Sorry. You always were.

SPEAKER_12 1:21:12

I was pretending to be you and you was pretending to be me. Yeah, I'm I'm well aware. Why am I pretending to be you when I'm supposed to be pretending to be the star?

SPEAKER_06 1:21:22

Can we get any answer on that Carl Urban question? No, but it's working on a television show.

SPEAKER_08 1:21:27

I don't know what they're doing. I don't I can't fucking mention it. I appreciate it. Could you get me a coffee? That's not my fucking job. That's not your job. No, he's a little bit more.

SPEAKER_12 1:21:35

You're literally directing the episode. I don't want to offend you. You you are quite a people. Sponge, do that again. That's perfect. Get him into this.

SPEAKER_08 1:21:49

No, I really, I really want you guys to not do it this way. Okay? I want to see SpongeBob and Squidward fuck, but it's Jason Bateman and Angelina Julie.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:00

Playing Jason Statham.

SPEAKER_08 1:22:01

You're Jason Statham. No, no, no. You're Jason Bateman playing SpongeBob playing Jason Statham.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:06

Angelina July's just as sexy as well. Jason Statham plays trombone.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:11

That's where uh I got confused.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:12

And I'm Jason Statham pretending to be Jason Bateman. Actually, you're Carl Urban pretending to be Jason Statham. I'm Carl Urban. I'm Jason Statham pretending to be Carl Urban pretending to be Patrick Starr.

SPEAKER_12 1:22:24

Yeah. Who's dated because his lover is fucking Angelina Jolie?

SPEAKER_03 1:22:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 1:22:29

But I'm never would be.

SPEAKER_14 1:22:30

I'm a very sexually helping man. I can't do that. It's okay. I don't know how to do that. It's fine. It's for the show. Can I just be grimacing and building someone?

SPEAKER_06 1:22:38

Can we take it again just from the top of the scene?

SPEAKER_08 1:22:40

I think we need to take it again from the top of the scene.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:42

Thank you, DP.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:44

That's a really uh good idea. Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 1:22:46

Alright, let's take it back.

SPEAKER_10 1:22:53

Actually, Lupa, you have to hit it. I have to hit it.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:58

That's the biggest panic attack I've ever had in a performance. You mean Jason Bateman? When I said Jason Bateman and I meant Jason Stafel.

SPEAKER_11 1:23:08

Oh my god. I sound exactly like Carl Urban from The Boys.

SPEAKER_14 1:23:14

100%.

SPEAKER_13 1:23:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:15

Oh the fuck.

SPEAKER_13 1:23:16

I'm Landed Dunn. Took me bloody wife and took me bloody son.

unknown 1:23:21

It's pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:22

Well, guys. I think we're at the end of this road. Okay. I think that we've screeched to a halt at the end of Bikini Bottom.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:30

1975. Sorry for taking over your anecdote.

SPEAKER_14 1:23:33

Oh, yes. No, no, no, no. Okay. We've got some time. Please, if you'd like to.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:38

Um I think I think I don't have anything that's gonna compete really with that. I've got a just a weird aside anecdote. I work at a library. That checks out. And the most magical thing about working in a library is that occasionally people who should be wizards will come in. You'll just get people who should be wizards. Like spells? Um I had there's there are two people I want to highlight here. And then I'm going to mention the dirt road alchemist real quick. But the two people I want to highlight are the first is a is a gentleman named Moab, who I've never seen in person, who has only been appearing through the phone. Nobody else can work with Moab because Moab restores antique radios. Whoa. And apparently got um his uh loan privileges from the Library of Congress revoked because he was calling for such specific and frequent calls.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:32

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_10 1:24:33

Yeah, so Moab will call and Moab will get on the phone, and Moab has a quick, he's like, so I got a question for you. How what would the what's the what would the tag be on I'm holding a transistor from 1938? Uh it's a from a Philco. It's from a Philco. Now what would the tag I got the patent number? Can you tell me what patent what tag would have been on that? There's a little, there's the residual of a sticker. What that sticker would have said, can you tell me what that would have said?

SPEAKER_06 1:25:02

And I have to go, I don't know, Moab. I'm pretty sure that was a manufacturer's sticker. What in the world? I don't know. And that so that's Moab, who I adore. And then I had a man legitimately come in and tell me about a quest. He asked me. He came in to look at some maps. Specifically about, can I look at your maps of uh ancient Egypt, Greece, that kind of region?

SPEAKER_11 1:25:22

And I went, yeah, we got we got those. We got maps.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:25

Yeah, open up the big atlas that has it, and he takes a picture and he leaves. Comes back a couple weeks later, he goes, I need new pictures of the maps of Alexandria. Okay, yeah, sure. I remember you with your fading blonde hair to white. It went from red to white, and then his strange Van Dyck wild look in his electric blue eyes, and we took him upstairs and he had weights with him this time, and he lays him out as he set, stretches out the map, takes a quick picture with the cell phone. That's right, this guy uses regular cell phones.

SPEAKER_11 1:25:56

Probably could Google these pictures. 100% and then he goes.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:00

Do you want to hear about my quest? Now, let me tell you right now, if anyone ever asks you, hey, you want to hear about my quest? The answer is yeah, please.

SPEAKER_10 1:26:09

Tell me about the quest.

SPEAKER_11 1:26:10

We go to the top floor of a library where whatever that man's name was. I still don't know. I call him Don Quixote. Is telling us about his quest.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:21

You want to hear about my quest?

SPEAKER_11 1:26:22

Yeah, absolutely. Jesus, I can't say no.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:25

Alright, so here's the thing. When I was a young man, when I was a young man, we were reading a book in school, and I was a little bit of goof off. I was a little bit of goof off. I wasn't reading it. I got an impression, I see, uh, but I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ. Do you know what the Church of Jesus Christ is? Yeah, no, I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ. So we believe. Yeah, so we believe that you can have inspiration. You can hear a voice sometimes, and a voice as I'm walking home. I'm walking home and I'm thinking about girls and stuff because I'm a 15-year-old boy. And I didn't redo the reading of the book, and all of a sudden I hear like a voice right there behind me says, You need to read that book.

SPEAKER_09 1:26:56

And I go, Oh, what?

SPEAKER_06 1:26:58

What?

SPEAKER_10 1:26:59

You need to read that book.

SPEAKER_09 1:27:01

Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm not gonna read that book.

SPEAKER_10 1:27:04

I'm not gonna read that book, but uh, if I did read that book, what would I get out of it? I ask.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:09

He I ask, and I go, There is a unified substance by which all things can be measured. The constant is constant across all constants and pieces of measurement. Well, that's great. I don't know what to do with that. Years go by, years go by, you see, and now I'm in college, I graduate from college, I get my art degree, I'm doing a good time, I got a wife, I got kids, I'm having a good time, but now I'm out of college, and I'm like, what do I do now? What do I do now? And again, boom, the constant appears in my head, and I write a monograph. You know what a monograph is? I write a monograph. I write up, I write up I write up a monograph. It's a paper, but it doesn't get anywhere because it's not peer reviewed or anything. Nobody wants to peer reviewed, because my well, my degree is in art, but it's a proof, I prove factually that the constant, the E equals M C squared, that C applies to every and any form of measurement.

SPEAKER_10 1:27:54

It's all the same.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:56

Excuse me, I was coming in to No, no, no, no, get out of here. Needed help with my book. I was just checking out this radio that I had. Ain't sort of technology. It says something here about a constant. Now that's what it was.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:10

So it says here on this part. We were never supposed to let Don Quixote and Moab meaning.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:14

Under this part, it says here it's a residual.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:17

So what he does what do I do is I'm like, well, what do I do next?

SPEAKER_03 1:28:20

That's what I would say. A man approached me in the dark once and but he told me to look up radio.

SPEAKER_12 1:28:25

Look up radio.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:26

Yeah, so we think our quests would go together.

SPEAKER_11 1:28:29

I think we can just go back to work. No, no, no, no. Hey, wait a minute.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:32

And is one of you an ordained minister?

SPEAKER_11 1:28:34

I am. Oh. You should not have let's get married in the ancient tradition.

SPEAKER_10 1:28:39

In the ancient tradition of ancient Egypt, which is the same for Moses as it was for Pythagoras. And I've tuned 22 radio to do this.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:48

Okay. Hey, can I can I get you lunch and I'll head off. Just drive to just do a dance today. That's quite fun. Everybody just dance. There's a unified constant to dance. Do a little dance. Everybody dance.

SPEAKER_12 1:29:04

That's how they got married in Egypt. We're a frupple. We're a frupple. Now you have to help us in our quartet.

SPEAKER_10 1:29:10

Wouldn't it be a quartetle? Huh? Wouldn't it be a quartetle? Don't argue with me about this again. I'm not going to have a dance. I think we should use the appropriate. We're all married.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_13 1:29:25

It's alive. It's alive and it's doing a dance.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:28

Guess it's a pin tuple. All right. We're married to the radio, too. I'm married to a radio. Legally binded. Life is unfair.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:41

So yeah, I meet wizards. Yeah. Just like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:45

That was awesome. Well, guys.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:48

Now it's the end of the episode.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:49

I have a quandary.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:51

Oh.

SPEAKER_09 1:29:52

I know a guy.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:56

I have a couple of maps you could look at. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:59

Caleb, you've given me my sign-off before, but Casey. You never have. Will you please give me a sign-off for the podcast? Dan's got one up, but I have it.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:13

Oh, I have to smack it. Yeah, that's the thing. I have to smack somebody with the popcorn. Okay. I will.

SPEAKER_11 1:30:18

I will do that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 1:30:20

Alright. Thanks guys so much for driving up here to be on this podcast. You've been driving a very long way to be here. And we really appreciate you driving all the way to my house. Yeah. Yes. Good time on my bed, cuddling up fudge. Yeah. I could sleep right here. You can't prove we weren't cuddling because the the video time. So we could have moved. Yeah. Power of editing. That's the beauty of it. Could have been on bed the whole time.

SPEAKER_09 1:30:41

Power of editing.

SPEAKER_11 1:30:43

Yeah, it's it's a it's a Willy Wonka situation below the desks here.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:46

We're all just in one big bed.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:49

But like, are is one of us an old man that can get up and tap dance?

SPEAKER_02 1:30:52

Only through the power of chocolate. Or protein.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:56

Or protein. Or protein. Beautiful. All right, Brandon, what's your uh what's your goal for the week?

SPEAKER_02 1:31:00

Oh man. Keep on keeping on, I guess.

SPEAKER_09 1:31:02

Yeah. Oh yeah. Casey. Well, I guess become one of the wizards.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:11

Yeah. Seek out the forbidden knowledge.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:14

Yeah, please. I will. I will be. How about you, Dan? Uh, my goal for the week is to never, ever, ever lose my momentum in a kayak.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:25

Yeah, that's a really good one.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:27

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:28

Yeah, you should. What's your goal?

SPEAKER_11 1:31:31

My goal for the week is to do some more research on how the sp the astronauts get onto the ISS. Oh. Because I've been researching a lot about space lately. I got super, super into it. Artemis, too. And I just yeah, oh, so amazing. And it makes me so happy. And I uh just want to like know more about the ISS. There's guys up there right now. No one really talks about it.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:51

We're gonna have to talk about this on the next episode.

SPEAKER_11 1:31:53

Let's freaking do it. Let's do it. Anyway, uh, this is my sign-off. I think that's it. And we'll catch you on the flip side.