This week, we find out that Zoom doesn’t connect very well with inhabitants of the moon. Later, a conspiracy theorist invents a new potato chip flavor in an episode that we had no idea was scheduled to release on 9/11. We promise.

This week our pal (an escaped raccoon from the zoo named Josh) describes salt with a noun. Then everyone hops on a train to Flavortown to meet futuristic Cyber-Guy Fieri.

Isaac joins the gang as a sentient brick and attempts to Describe Salt. Along the way, two mice are pranked on an animal tv show before auditioning for “Animalia’s Got Talent.”

Brittany is back, but this time she has personified Derek’s robo-vacuum. Later, Dan and Derek take on Little Debbie with a small army of goblins.

Connor Thompson shows off his best Plankton impression, and guides Dan and Derek through the tale of Little Timmy’s dentist appointment.

In the inaugural episode of DESCRIBE SALT, Dan and Derek bring special guest Brittany on a journey from a construction site to a funeral.